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Dungeonsanddragons Memes

Me and my friends playing D&D at a game store taking turns attacking a shopkeep NPC for relatively no reason: The game store employee standing at the register nearby:

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DM: Y'all meet in a tavern... Players: *eyeroll* DM: ...while you are dangling off the hooks the gnolls approach you with slaughter knives, licking their lips... Players: WAIT, WHAT?! DM: I just said

*My friend asking us to playtest a little campaign* Me and the boys making a party of ENTIRELY BARDS so we can be a travelling band and call ourselves Smash Mouth:

Fiends: *exist* Paladins and Clerics: ... and I took that personally.

Our cleric said they might be late or absent this week, so I volunteered to run their character. I put together this flowchart to help me - how hard can it be?

*The DM rolls a die* That one observant player: I saw that. DM: I am just... figuring out which floorboard creaks. All players: The floor is a mimic!!!

PC:

Person 1: Necromancer that doesn't know they're a necromancer and thinks they're just a really good EMT Person 2: That is the funniest thing I have ever read

I feel like I answer to my character name as naturally as I do my real name

I feel like I answer to my character name as naturally as I do my real name

I played dungeons and dragons with my daughters. they were supposed to fight the wolves surrounding a town. instead, they fed the wolves and turned them into their friendly wolf army. girls, man. they'll take over the world.

Inspiration

Inspiration

No one will know your true skill

No one will know your true skill

Best character backstory

Best character backstory

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