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When you realize slang is slang for short language.

Imagine trying to learn English and finding out that butt dialing and booty calls are two different things.

Technically, every one hit wonder's debut album is also their greatest hits album.

I hit myself and it hurts. Am I weak or strong?

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

Earth is the third planet from the sun so technically we all live in third world countries.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what's your plan?

Candles are just pet fires.

Once you obtain a phd every meeting you attend becomes a doctor's appointment.

Plants are actually farming us by giving us oxygen daily, until we all eventually decompose so they can consume us.

Why girl's named Deborah always go by

Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed.

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