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Developers, put a five second delay behind every common action in your software. Then after 3 months when your users go crazy remove the delays and tell them you worked tirelessly to improve performance and suddenly everyone will love you.

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Every time I have a programming question and I really need help I post it on reddit and then log into antoher account and reply to it with an obscenely incorrect answer. people don't care about helping others but they love correcting others. works 100% of the time.

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