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My grandfather at the age of 35. My at 35. My father at the age of 35.

The masculine urge to go to sleep in a nightcap and nightgown and snore like honk shoo honk shoo until being awoken by a noise and investigating with a little candle holder.

Me, working my 9-5, while he shows me the Pokemon he named after me on his switch

Me: *breathes* My parents: Useless Man. This man contributes absolutely nothing to society! Lazy, unwashed, programs in Java

After turning 35, men must make a decision; to either get really into World War 2 history, or really into smoking various meats.

Bro said he knew a spot: Ocean Avenue

Men's hygiene products are getting out of hand. Men 13 in 1: shampoo, conidtioner, body wash, toothpaste, mouthwash, deodorant, peanut butter, gatorade, milk, tin foil, tennis shoes

Guys: Girls are so emotional! Guys losing a game at 2am:

OMG it's the guy with the cut exhaust revving it down the street at 3am!

Why are men always ok with doing nothing for their birthday? Imagine celebrating the day when all my problems started.

So my girl almost died 3 times in my apocalypse dream cause she don't listen. Now I'm irritated. The male version of

Not the man you deserve, but the one you need.

If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles. Well maybe you should have principles. You're right, maybe I should.

What do men actually want? For their favorite sports team to win a championship.

Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well? Aww, no babe. So why do you keep cooking?

Dear football players, the men who haven't gotten off the couch today would like to know why you didn't catch that ball.

Girls with Photoshop: OMG I'm gonna make my butt bigger! Boys with Photoshop:

I wonder if he's thinking about me. I need to reach that tree before that car or I'll die.

Ladies. Mansplaining, is short for

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