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Personality Memes

Watching people I know sm*** the devil's lettuce, after we signed a D.A.R.E. pledge in the 6th grade.

That feeling when you're smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward.

Cooking together is a form of intimacy. No one who actually cooks wants to cook with other people in the kitchen looooool

Kendrick has inspired me. I realize I have maybe not been hating to my full potential.

After turning 35, men must make a decision; to either get really into World War 2 history, or really into smoking various meats.

I have started yelling

Me when I think about how much I've overshared in a conversation.

Just me and my to do list, ready for action

Little treat culture is getting out of hand. You don't need an coffee because you did laundry. Sounds likes someone could use a little treat.

It is horrible when your birthday is over like now I'm just a civilian.

I think the funniest s**** ever is when you wake up a snoring person and tell them,

I called the cops on my own party one time because I was ready to go to bed.

Got my first HOA complaint so instead of just dealing with it and moving on I am reading the entire HOA handbook and snitching on every single one of my neighbors that has stuff wrong with their house.

I want to be mysterious so bad, but this is my personality.

13-year-old me: Don't tell me what to do! Me now: Could someone tell me exactly, in chronological order and with great detail, what I have to do?

When I text

You're allowed to jump to conclusions this year. It's a leap year.

Me staring at someone after they've repeated the same thing for the 13th time, and I still can't hear them

Me: I will do things when I am less tired Me: *never becomes less tired* Me: Oh no I have never seen anything more accurate in my life

*pulls up to pump 4* Me:

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