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All insects have three main body regions: the head, the abdomen, and the

LinkedIn Park: Applied so hard and got so far... But in the end, I wasn't even hired.

My sister: *hits my foot by accident* Me:

Showed this to my dad and he just didn't get it: Evaporated milk

Me typing in small letters to my crush because she is against capitalism (I have no idea what that is)

The woman I'm planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said

Who you gonna call? Goats Butter Innocent pineapple. I ain't afraid of no goats. I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

A schwing and amish.

Winner of snow plow naming contest in Hamilton. CTROL-SALT-DELETE

Where do Bad Rainbows go? Prism. It's a light sentence, and gives them time to reflect.

I'm starting up a new restaurant that serves curry poured over french fries. It's called

Just a dramatic post

A man threatened to sue a magazine for using his image in a story about why all hipsters look the same, only to find out the image was of a completely different guy.

Not a huge fan

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit:

Just wanted to let everyone know I'm going through a lot right now

I have a chemistry joke, but I can't see the reaction. I have history joke, but it's old. I have a civil engineering joke, but it's still under construction. I have an Economics joke, but it's not in demand.

How is he not catching on fire? Maybe it's cause... he's already... Ash

When you finish eating at an Australian restaurant: *check mate*

Hey, Dave! What's new? Oh, you know...same sheet, different day.

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