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She caught me cheating and keyed my car... Bro was cheating on Wolverine.

I think the funniest s**** ever is when you wake up a snoring person and tell them,

Cheating should affect your credit score. If Ashley can't trust you, why should Capital One?

The Victoria's Secret

When you were only flirting with him cause you were bored but now it's too late.

Me trying to flirt... Me: Hey Crush: Hey how are you? Me: Good, how are you doing? Crush: Good thanks and you? Me: Good and you? Crush: Good thanks Me: Good

Asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

So my girl almost died 3 times in my apocalypse dream cause she don't listen. Now I'm irritated. The male version of

My husband let the dog outside, watched out the window to make sure he was out of ear ranged then turned to me and whispered

Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well? Aww, no babe. So why do you keep cooking?

When you get home from a long day of work and your girlfriend asks if you'd still love her if she was a worm.

Friendly reminder to put all current boyfriends and girlfriends at the edge of family photos so they can be easily cropped out later.

[introductions at a party] Me: this is my first wife Her: and current wife Me: and these are her kids Her: they're also his Me: we keep it friendly Her: on account of we're still married Me: and I love these kids like they're my own Her: because they are

When she ask you if she looks fat and you reply noo and it's autocorrected to moo

Them: What did you get baby? Me: 95. I swore I was gonna fail it. It was kinda hard. Them: Hell Yeah baby, 95 the best number. That's Lightning McQueen's number. Cuz you myqueen.

Girls before vs. after a breakup

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