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13-year-old me: Don't tell me what to do! Me now: Could someone tell me exactly, in chronological order and with great detail, what I have to do?

Me trying to connect my charger without getting outta bed.

I love to dismiss my horrible decisions by saying

Circle of Life: Humanity researches AI. Humanity perfects AI. AI perfects itself. AI e******* humanity. Solar flare disables AI. Humanity worships sun god.

*Life is full of ups and downs* Me: You guys are having ups?

Re-enchant your life by making the mundane exciting. You are not

Another day has passed, and I still haven't used y=mx+b The slope of my life going downhill

I'm tired of being the only 1 who cleans, pays all the bills, cooks every day and does dishes in this house. I am the backbone of this family. I live alone, but still.

We're 7 months into the year. How much have you achieved? I don't like your tone.

O*** F***, but it's elderly women showing you how to cook family recipes, sew, garden, can food, make sourdough starters, knit and be sassy without giving AF what anyone thinks.

Me: I don't have the energy for this. Someone: For what? Me: *gestures vaguely*

Life is so boring when you don't have any packages on the way.

I'm doing really really well in my life right now as long as I don't think about anything that has ever happened or anything that might ever happen

Progress is the best feeling in the world I love posts like this. It shows realistic and relatable growth, which often isn't shown on social media.

Them:

Just overheard someone say

This gal's k***** it with her CVS receipt.

*walking on a completely smooth path* My ankle:

Me thinking that I've fixed my life just because I cleaned my room

I believe her 109 year old woman says secret to long life is avoiding other people

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