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Me: *breathes* My parents: Useless Man. This man contributes absolutely nothing to society! Lazy, unwashed, programs in Java

Why alien abductions happen only at night: It's 9 pm, and you're just now telling me you need a human for school tomorrow?!

Oh no my kid figured out the baby monitor. I think this means you have 7 days to live.

Parents got a new cat they named Lord Montague and this morning I heard my dad in the other room say

Son: Can we go to a haunted house this year? Dad: What's wrong with the one we live in? Son: WHAT?! Dad: Good night, son.

White parents deciding on a middle name for their newborn daughter be like: Elizabeth, Marie, Lynn, Rose

Me: fed up with my daughter's attitude My daughter: same attitude as me

What do you remember most from your childhood?

Living with your parents is fun cause it's free except for the small cost of your mental wellbeing.

When you crack a joke with your parents, and it turns into life advice.

My wife and I decided to not have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard.

Helping your parents with any tech problems.

Planning for baby 1. Planning for baby 2.

Me as a parent trying to hide my snacks from the unemployed lazy people in my house.

HUSBAND:

KID: *sobbing* ..

Best parenting hack? We tell our daughter we have to share Youtube videos with other kids so we don't have to watch them over and over.

Watching my kid put ornaments in a big clump on one section of the tree.

A baby's laughter is the best thing in the world unless it's 3am and you're alone in your home and you don't have a baby in your home.

My mom handed me this and told me this is the only cup I can drink alcohol out of in college.

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