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Flirting Memes

Feelin cute, might show you what I can do later, idk.

When you were only flirting with him cause you were bored but now it's too late.

Me trying to flirt... Me: Hey Crush: Hey how are you? Me: Good, how are you doing? Crush: Good thanks and you? Me: Good and you? Crush: Good thanks Me: Good

When you post a fire selfie, and you're waiting for your crush to like it: See me now.

I send a risky text then throw my phone and start doing chores.

When it hits 90+ degrees, and he unzips the removable pant legs off his cargo shorts.

Them: What did you get baby? Me: 95. I swore I was gonna fail it. It was kinda hard. Them: Hell Yeah baby, 95 the best number. That's Lightning McQueen's number. Cuz you myqueen.

Jacob: Heading out for the day, hide your girl Dev: Jacob please I can't lose her again

Me: *fakes yawning while slowly putting my arm around them* The guy at the urinal next to me:

90s kid is a whole identity

90s kid is a whole identity

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