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Me looking at the imaginary camera every time something crazy happens

Only it girls remember sticking these to their earlobes when they were 6.

If you remember this van, you had a wonderful childhood. If you remember this one, a bit less.

How did she put the makeup on her eye? I may be stupid.

When you're bilingual and you forget the words in both languages

Oh my god this card! Happy birthday, for your eyes only! Do me a favor. I couldn't think of anything to write, so please pretend that you're reading something really touching, maybe even wipe away a tear, and then look at me and say,

If the left is Will's mom, who the hell is that on the right?

Who you gonna call? Goats Butter Innocent pineapple. I ain't afraid of no goats. I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

When it's so cold that even the ghost haunting your house freezes to death.

Whoever is making cheese commercials can save their money. We're buying cheese, and we're never going to stop buying cheese.

Got a promotion at work. Asked my boss to have my picture taken a little different than usual.

If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles. Well maybe you should have principles. You're right, maybe I should.

The CDC recommends you wake in the morning and you step outside and you take a deep breath and you get real high and you scream at the top of your lungs WHAT'S GOING ON

Nothing sounds worse than hearing yourself scream

Sailor Moon for Italians. Sailor Moon for goths. Sailor Moon for boys. Sailor Moon for comic nerds.

How it feels to have the black turtleneck and the chain combo

Ah yes, Canadian healthcare: If you d** whilst waiting to see the doctor, please cancel your appointment.

Dog owners: This is my precious angel boy who I payed ,000 for last November, and I finally got to take him today. He's my everything and all. Cat owners: This is my trash gremlin. She was stuck in the gutter across the street, and I lured her out with shrimp on a string.

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