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Netflix: Which character from The Office are you? Angela Kinsey: Angela.

Got a promotion at work. Asked my boss to have my picture taken a little different than usual.

I prefer the real Stanley Cup. I said the real Stanley Cup. Perfection.

Me during this time between Christmas and New Year's Eve: Oh God, my mind is going a mile an hour. That fast.

The girl trying to scare me with her new

That meme with the cat but The Office

Finally found the perfect background for my zoom meetings.

Jordan: Do you guys accept Schrute Bucks? Wendys: Only Stanley nickels Jordan: What's the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks? Wendys: Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns

When you watch a conspiracy theory video: I don't believe you. Continue.

You never look at me the way Jim looks at Pam. I look at you the way Michael looks at Ryan.

My perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home. Three cellphones in front of me. Fielding desperate calls from people who wanna buy one of the 50 restaurants' reservations I made over 6 months ago.

Me every time people say,

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day? Yes. February 14th.

When you finally get your kid to sleep, then step on a loud toy on the way out. ME:

He'd be the least interesting character

He'd be the least interesting character

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