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Me: I am a strong, intelligent, college educated woman Also me: Wed-nes-day

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When you're approaching someone in a long hallway, and you're not sure when to begin eye contact.

I still say my phone number twice whenever I leave voicemails as if people can't see the number because I belong to the early 90s.

Me trying to make small talk: I notice that you're wearing a shirt.

You guys were making fun of plankton for dating a computer screen now look at y'all.

Can't believe alcohol is the legal one. When I get too drunk, I want to make the worst mistakes of my life. When I get too high, I want to mix all the dipping sauces and be a better friend.

Manager: Fix your attitude or leave. Me: Bye then

POV: You're at a Targaryen Family reunion and just yelled,

My friend circle is now extremely small, it's not even a circle anymore. It's a dot.

*When you finally get to her yard* G******, that's a pretty f*****' good milkshake.

Marvel:

GoodYear was pretty creative today, flying over the Daytona 500! Don't shoot!

The Sorting Cone You're a hazard, Harry.

*ChatGPT* Now let's see who you really are. *Clippy*

Dating in your 30s: Where are all the hot people?

Dating in your 30s is just two people telling each other stories about how they used to be fun. You guys are having fun?

Friend: Been on any dates recently? Me: A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.

In case you ever feel bad about being single.. It could be worse. Mark: And I am in a relationship with 15 inflatable animals.

*me beating the final boss* *final boss waiting to change to its second form*

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