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Roshan: I've been thinking a lot about IRL podcasts: - Bring a few friends together - No mics, nothing is recorded - Have a free form discussion - Can even have food and drinks Has anyone tried this? Ansh: Tech bro just discovered

Get yourself some red food colouring and decorate your home icicles so your neighbours can have more reasons not to speak with you :)

Me ignoring text messages until I gain enough energy to be social again.

Caller ID isn't enough for me, I need to know why you're calling. I would pay an extra 6.99 a month for Caller Justification.

Me making my

Start every phone call with

When you just met someone, and they start sharing super personal s***

When I realize that I was the one who did not reply

Sorry I missed your text, I actually saw it immediately and didn't want to reply too fast and then I forgot.

When you're approaching someone in a long hallway, and you're not sure when to begin eye contact.

Me trying to make small talk: I notice that you're wearing a shirt.

Me showing up to an event after replying

I love irregular texters cause there's a mutual understanding between us that it's okay to text back 5 day slater with no bad vibes.

When I'm accused of doing something that I 100% did and would do again: This is a vile accusation.

Dance like nobody is watching. Text and email like it will be read in court someday.

I'm not anti-social I'm selectively social there's a difference.

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