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No one will know your true skill

No one will know your true skill

Me hurting my own feelings

Me hurting my own feelings

What is the phrase goody two shoes implying exactly? look at john over there, wearing a shoe on each foot, what a f****** nerd.

[inventing the toaster] engineer okay it burns the bread if you put it at 4 chief engineer perfect. make it go up to 8

You have to do what you have to do

You have to do what you have to do

Wife i'm going into labor husband when wife now husband [sets plate of nachos down] jesus christ karen I just made these.

200pm Gonna save the other half of this sandwich for later 206pm Time to finish that sandwich.

When you only needed 10 points to win in fantasy football and that one last player left to play on your team only gets you 9

Is it just me or are the snickers here in south korea a tad more... depressed? TIL these are BTS songs.

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