YOU "BETA" BELIEVE IT!

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When you tell a girl you bring home 6 figures a month

Why are men only nice to you for 3 weeks lol. That's the end of the free trial.

My roomie brought a boy home at 3am, and the first thing she did was make him fix our broken garage door and our blown fuse. She's a true innovation QUEEN.

Tinder:

To all the side-chicks: Just believe.

I have the worst taste in men. Just know if I ever liked you, you should probably work on yourself.

Anyone who met the love of their life before they turned 15 is not allowed to talk to me about dating. Having to do this with a fully formed frontal lobe is something you will never understand.

When a girl tells you she's acting the way she's acting because of her zodiac sign

When guys on dating apps ask me who my favourite philosopher is I make up a random German sounding name. Half of the time they

First base: s** Second base: sharing childhood trauma Third base: going grocery shopping together

I'm not officially using dating apps as language exchange practice.

Dating in your 30s: Where are all the hot people?

Dating in your 30s is just two people telling each other stories about how they used to be fun. You guys are having fun?

Friend: Been on any dates recently? Me: A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.

In case you ever feel bad about being single.. It could be worse. Mark: And I am in a relationship with 15 inflatable animals.

I never get why people on dating apps have to explain photos like

Hello beautiful. Wassup? I've been dating you in my head for 5 months. Happy anniversary, beautiful.

The idea of having a loving partner: Dating:

I mostly go on dating apps when I'm bored just to judge the pictures that guys choose to post of themselves. Like you really think these are the best 5 pictures of you?! Boy, do better.

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're CuTe.

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