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I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

SIGN: LSD .. The Beginning of Something Wonderful.

I'm not saying she's on drugs, but her birth stone is crystal meth.

How to win the war on d****: 1. Legalize d**** 2. Require all d**** be purchased through Comcast customer service

CAT:

Would ants hallucinate if they took antacid?

Meth. Not even once.

When you tell her on the first date to be herself and she starts snorting Xanax off the table.

Meth ... not even once.

Stops smoking weed because it's legal.

This used to be a really nice neighborhood until that crack house ruined everything.

You can expect me to either work well with others or pass a drug test... but not both.

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