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Understanding how far Bilbo, Frodo, and Sam had to travel. Mostly by walking. Unsurprisingly, Jacksonville, Florida is in Mordor.

ME walking with a cool stick I found on the ground. How it looked: How it felt:

*Airport metal detector goes off* Airport security: What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?

You're stuck in an elevator with three adult men, but you feel completely safe. Name the three adult men. Without question:

Why I want to go to New Zealand: Experience a different part of the world. Visit places that were cool before LOTR It IS FREAKING MIDDLE EARTH.

It was the best of shires. It was the Worcestershires.

You want a conspiracy theory, I'll give you a conspiracy theory:

How to offend four groups of geeks with one photo:

Me: I don't have a type. My type:

Falling off a roof as a kid:

GANDALF:

How dads feel when spring time rolls around and they can start mowing their grass again. The Return of the King.

ME:

*8pm* SAM:

Frodo Baggins in the movies: *photo* Frodo Baggins in the books: *text*

CAR TAG: Vandalf.

Meth. Not even once.

GALADRIEL:

I feel thin sort of stretched like one book adapted into three movies.

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