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So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash and let the games begin.

A schwing and amish.

TXDOT don't mess around. Y'all can't even drive in the sun let alone icy conditions.

The gas pump: Do you have a rewards card? Do you want a receipt? Do you want a car wash? Do you... Me:

Girls all go to the bathroom together because that's where we rap battle.

Yves Saint Laurent 1499

Dog people on a winter morning: Cat people on a winter morning:

You are Batman!! Who told you?

Winner of snow plow naming contest in Hamilton. CTROL-SALT-DELETE

Mulan has the highest body-count of all Disney characters.

Put your wipers up they said, it will prevent them from freezing they said...

My talent is identifying birds. Okay. What's this one? Yep it's definitely a bird.

If you could telepathically say something that all 7.8 billion people on earth could hear at once what would it be? Act out a conversation between 2 people talking about shutting down the simulation, then freak out about accidentally broadcasting the conversation in the simulation.

Me in my 40s when someone asks if I want to go out drinking: It will be dark soon.

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

How it feels when some rando at a party asks me about gaming: I asked what kind of gamer you are?

Get yourself some red food colouring and decorate your home icicles so your neighbours can have more reasons not to speak with you :)

For those who can't tell the difference between a crow and a raven, the raven is the one looking at the crow.

Me after adding an egg to my }.25 ramen

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