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Adulting Memes

Felt that. Me: I don't like being an adult. Mom: Yup I told you. Me: You remember how you told me you put me in this world and you can take me out? Take me out.

I called the cops on my own party one time because I was ready to go to bed.

Me looking for the perfect song to start cleaning the house

Me: I will do things when I am less tired Me: *never becomes less tired* Me: Oh no I have never seen anything more accurate in my life

How it started: How it's going: This transition makes more sense to me as an adult

Me in my 40s when someone asks if I want to go out drinking: It will be dark soon.

When you get sober at age 30 and don't even know who you are, so you pick up where you left off as a teenager.

The older you get the less complicated your canceling plan excuse needs to be - today I just said

When someone says the word

It's always

Anyone f****** tired of figuring out what to make for dinner? This might be the worst part of being an adult for real no one warned me about this.

I'm tired of being the only 1 who cleans, pays all the bills, cooks every day and does dishes in this house. I am the backbone of this family. I live alone, but still.

Adult Life... Why is being an adult so expensive... Like, I'm not even having a good time.

My mum: I gave all your old toys to your little cousin 20 year old me: I don't care how old I am, those are my toys

What's the dumbest thing you did as a kid? Wished I was an adult. Blink 182: Tried to warn ya.

When I learned that 18th century means 1700s and so on, that's when I realized nothing matters and no one is in charge of anything.

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I'm supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6pm.

Being an adult is mostly just going to bed when you don't want to and also waking up when you don't want to.

I can't adult today. Please don't make me adult today.

I pretend to like people everyday it's called being an adult and that's why we're allowed to buy alcohol.

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