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Pooping for an average of 10 minutes each work day equals 40 hours of paid vacation each year.

SIGN: Top Secret. ALSO SIGN: Bottom Secret.

When one of your coworkers tries to order you around. ME:

ME:

CO-WORKERS:

SIGN: Work cancellation switch.

SOMEONE:

When top level guys look down they see only s***. When bottom level guys look up the see only a*******.

Took 28 years for me to realise that no matter what the meeting is about, if you randomly chime in with

And I thought it was a great idea to buy 5000 bone shape paper clips for our veterinary clinic ... worst idea ever.

When you tell a joke so funny, hr wants to hear it.

Anti-theft lunch bag not safe safe.

When you see your boss at the bar at 2pm on a friday after you both said you were working from home.

Someday my prints will come.

Best office prank award goes to .. SIGN: Warning ... huge aggressive spider under cup! Do not pick up until ready to squish it.

I have a secret pair of shoes hidden in my office I put them on when I poop so nobody knows its me.

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