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My grandpa got bitten by a spider and he was really upset so I went to get some ice cream, but before I could leave the room I heard him say

Me: *breathes* My parents: Useless Man. This man contributes absolutely nothing to society! Lazy, unwashed, programs in Java

Sisters be like.. when did you get these? Can I borrow them?

Aunt: When are you gonna stop eating? Me: When are you gonna stop getting divorced?

When everyone at the dinner table starts arguing about politics and you're just waiting for someone to pass you the yams.

Movies:

When my nephew says the bad word I taught him

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden they got McDonald's money now.

When grandparents babysit... Me: How was he? My mom: Great! Me: No tantrums? My mom: None. Me: Even when you said

*overheard from the other room* 8yo: Can I have an ice cream sandwich? Grandma: Did you finish your dinner? 8yo: No Grandma: Just one then.

Shoutout to the grandma in this target at 9am walking a kid down the toy aisle and whispering,

If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Family: *insults my interests* *insults my weight* *insults my friends* Family:

Mom describing how someone is related to us.

My sister says you got her nose ... you give it back now and nobody gets hurt.

KID:

The odds of being murdered by babies are low, but never zero.

DRAWING: I love my whore family.

Me dealing with my coworkers, family and life in general like:

Omg stay off of her.

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