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I sent my mom a video of myself where I look JUST like her and: Me: I look just like you lol. Especially here when I made that face in the beginning. Mom: Yes, but I had a husband at 28. Me: Goodnight.

When I overhear my mom talking about me on the phone: Say that to my face, you limp noodle!

I just put my momma in a Bentley Nice, I put mine in a state of constant worry for my wellbeing

Motherhood is being the snack holder for children no matter how fabulous you look.

When you're losing a sibling fight and suddenly remember you're the younger one. Mama ...

*wife hands husband crying baby* WIFE:

What my mum sees when I switch the HDMI 1 to HDMI 2.

I asked my mom if by any chance I was adopted. She replied,

My wife and I decided to not have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard.

Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it.

The kind of mom I thought I would be. The kind of mom I actually am.

Mom describing how someone is related to us.

ME:

When your mom looks calm in public, but she got that secret grip on your arm.

SOMEONE:

EVERY MOM: *watching you open presents Christmas morning* EVERY DAD: *just as surprised as you*

6 YEAR OLD ME:

My mom handed me this and told me this is the only cup I can drink alcohol out of in college.

I've got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like,

Once I started spending my own money I realized my mom was right ... we do got food at home.

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