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Sleep Memes

I think the funniest s**** ever is when you wake up a snoring person and tell them,

If my alarm clock could speak...

Me: I will do things when I am less tired Me: *never becomes less tired* Me: Oh no I have never seen anything more accurate in my life

Me: If you need me, call me, no matter what time it is. I'll be there for you. Also me: 130 calls

Sleeping early to fix your sleep schedule vs Not sleeping the whole day to fix sleep schedule

Imagine you were a whale and you were breaking up with your whale girlfriend and humans recorded your conversation and put it on spotify to fall asleep to, that would be so f***ed up.

Me in my 40s when someone asks if I want to go out drinking: It will be dark soon.

An air mattress is great when you want to sleep on the floor but now right away.

Me in the morning: Beast isn't ready to be interacted with.

I have the memory mattress and the gravity blanket. Once I acquire the time pillow and duvet of truth, I can do the summoning.

When I ask someone to wake me up early in the morning and they actually do it:

I called my boss and asked if I could come in a little late. He said

Going to work on 4 hours of sleep because you tried to salvage some sense of freedom by staying up late: It's showtime...

Sleeping in now means waking up to no alarm. You wake up at the same time, but you freestyled it instead.

When you're microwaving at 3 am and forget to stop it at 1 second: Now all of China knows you're here.

To the windowwwww to the wall. To my comfy bed I crawl. Don't need to hang out with y'all. Ahhh Sleep Sleep Sleep

People who talk in their sleep trip me out. TF you mean

Me setting up my alarm

When you're hot, but you can't sleep without a blanket

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