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When your body naturally wakes you up at 7am on a weekend.

I think the funniest s**** ever is when you wake up a snoring person and tell them,

If my alarm clock could speak...

Me: I will do things when I am less tired Me: *never becomes less tired* Me: Oh no I have never seen anything more accurate in my life

Me: If you need me, call me, no matter what time it is. I'll be there for you. Also me: 130 calls

Sleeping early to fix your sleep schedule vs Not sleeping the whole day to fix sleep schedule

Imagine you were a whale and you were breaking up with your whale girlfriend and humans recorded your conversation and put it on spotify to fall asleep to, that would be so f***ed up.

Me in my 40s when someone asks if I want to go out drinking: It will be dark soon.

An air mattress is great when you want to sleep on the floor but now right away.

Me in the morning: Beast isn't ready to be interacted with.

I have the memory mattress and the gravity blanket. Once I acquire the time pillow and duvet of truth, I can do the summoning.

When I ask someone to wake me up early in the morning and they actually do it:

I called my boss and asked if I could come in a little late. He said

Going to work on 4 hours of sleep because you tried to salvage some sense of freedom by staying up late: It's showtime...

Sleeping in now means waking up to no alarm. You wake up at the same time, but you freestyled it instead.

When you're microwaving at 3 am and forget to stop it at 1 second: Now all of China knows you're here.

To the windowwwww to the wall. To my comfy bed I crawl. Don't need to hang out with y'all. Ahhh Sleep Sleep Sleep

People who talk in their sleep trip me out. TF you mean

Me setting up my alarm

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