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Sleep Memes

When you're microwaving at 3 am and forget to stop it at 1 second: Now all of China knows you're here.

To the windowwwww to the wall. To my comfy bed I crawl. Don't need to hang out with y'all. Ahhh Sleep Sleep Sleep

People who talk in their sleep trip me out. TF you mean

Me setting up my alarm

When you're hot, but you can't sleep without a blanket

Scientist: Explaining the importance of good sleep. Me at 3am watching him explain:

*People talking to me in the morning* Me: processing the trauma of waking up

When you forget to set your alarm, but you wake up at the time you would've set your alarm at: A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Me: I need to go to bed earlier tonight Also me:

Being an adult is mostly just going to bed when you don't want to and also waking up when you don't want to.

What if when we can't sleep it's because the sleep servers are full and spots only open when other people wake up

When you sleep to avoid your problems but end up dreaming about them.

Them: You're hired Me: I'll need to sleep on it

Them: You're hired
Me: I'll need to sleep on it

Science the human body needs 8 hours of sleep to function properly. Me on 3 hours sleep:

She came, she saw, she slept

She came, she saw, she slept

So you're telling me that it's warm enough to sleep without covers But you make your whole house cold so you can sleep with them on?

What time did you go to bed last night me early, why.

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