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Beauty Memes

When I put on makeup for the first time in a month: Oh, you're a GIRL dragon.

How some of y'all lashes be lookin

Modern beauty standards: Huge b***, thin waist, small face, small face, big eyes, sharp chin, skinny legs

Me after trying 6 different makeup tutorials in my room:

How long would this trip be for you? Going to my friend's to get ready.

Dolly Parton at 77 and me almost half her age.

Me looking at myself in the little zoom box while someone else is talking

Women:

If women paint their eyebrows, we can paint our beards.

My bathroom floor is always wet because Neutrogena taught me to wash my face like this:

My girlfriend has an exfoliating brush I used in the shower today, and it turns out girls have just been sanding themselves like an old table.

When someone says: OMG, girl. You look just like your dad!

Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store? Me: George just feel like looking a little special today, that all.

Men are either eagle handsome, bear handsome, dog handsome, or reptilian handsome

Showing off my new manicure like:

When you look good and you feel good, and you're just waiting on everyone else to notice

Death: Come on now, off we pop, you've had a good run. Me: I'm 35, I'm just not wearing make-up today!

What time did you go to bed last night me early, why.

Well there goes my day

Well there goes my day

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