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Cooking Memes

Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith

Me after adding an egg to my }.25 ramen

I put it DOWN on the grill! Gotta learn how to pick it up too

Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? Boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.

Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well? Aww, no babe. So why do you keep cooking?

Me: How long should I roast asparagus in the oven? Food Blogger: Wondering how long to roast asparagus? C'mere! I've got your answer! Me: Cool! Thank- Food Blogger: I was born on a farm in Tennessee. My father was an angry man with 3 fingers on each hand. A war injury...

Learning that Paprika is just dried and crushed red bell peppers was really shocking. Like I dunno why I thought there was a Paprika tree somewhere.

That's a nice kitchen drawer you're about to open there. Be a shame if something were to... prevent that entirely.

When your cooking is so bad even the ingredients are horrified by what you've done to them.

SIGN: Pillsbury Doughboy died. Service will be held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

Me after making a recipe I found on the internet.

The best part about cooking your own food is the confidence that any hair you find in it is yours.

How girls check the oven on social media.

POPCORN (3 minutes 36 seconds): *still not cooked* POPCORN (3 minutes 37 seconds): *cooked perfectly* POPCORN (3 minutes 38 seconds): *overcooked and burned*

TV:

Our friend came over to babysit last night. 10 minutes after we left he sent me this pic.

Wife:

I know its cheesy, but I feel grate.

DOG:

When everyone's sleeping and you stop the microwave at 1 second.

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