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My sister: *hits my foot by accident* Me:

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe. Physics and Astronomy: Say that again, but slowly.

Neil Degrasse Tyson listening to

School gonna be crazy. Chemistry, Mr. White

I wanted to post a joke about Sodium, but I was like Na, people understand. Post it anyway, most people are smarter than you are think and will probably understand it. Tungsten Oxygen Oxygen Oxygen Sulfur Hydrogen

Scientist: Explaining the importance of good sleep. Me at 3am watching him explain:

Me every time people say,

When I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were dating I was like 0 MG.

Earth is the third planet from the sun so technically we all live in third world countries.

Gravity won't work until you look down.

Formaldehyde. Casual-dehyde.

Oxygen and Potassium went for a date and it is totally OK. Don't tell me. Yesterday I saw Oxygen with Magnesium and I was like OMg he is cheating on Potassium. CHEMISTS:

SHIRT: I am a science teacher. To save time let's just assume that I am never wrong.

My girlfriend said she needs some Time and Distance. ME: Is she calculating velocity?

Why black holes are not scary sounds like something a black hole would say.

Did you know protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.

Plants are actually farming us by giving us oxygen daily, until we all eventually decompose so they can consume us.

Physicists how do we know if they're actually dead or just pretending isaac newton invented gravity discovered.

What do you all an acid with an attitude a mean-o-acid.

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