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Therapy Memes

Yesterday I explained something so bleak to my therapist she asked me if we could pause for a minute so she could think about it. I'm getting close to winning therapy, I can feel it in my bones.

Me: I don't like myself Therapist: That's very common Me: Really? Therapist: Oh yeah loads of people don't like you Me:

Therapist: Can you think of anyone who is a negative influence in your life who is causing you to feel this way? Me: Well, of course I know him. He's me.

When you say something to your therapist, and they firmly reply with:

Therapist: You said you were disappointed with life and how the world operates. What were your expectations? Me:

Tried to text

THERAPIST:

Therapy go ta drive-thru or something? Welcome to Shrink in the Box, can I take your disorder?

ME:

THERAPIST:

Went to therapy for the first time and cracked a joke and my therapist just started writing faster. What the h*** was that?

Forever using the algorithm to describe how things are going

Forever using the algorithm to describe how things are going

For 0.00 an hour I will pose as a couples therapist and convince your loved one they are wrong about everything.

THERAPIST:

It's all about knowing yourself

It's all about knowing yourself

It's absolutely correct

It's absolutely correct

Therapist What's going on in your head right now? My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don't know where the music is coming from.

I don't know where the eggs come from And I don't even know why I hide them.

Tequila is cheaper than therapy.

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