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If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Currently working on a diary full of lies. I want my loved ones to read it after I die and be like,

When you die but your cats still wanna meow at you at 3am for food.

I'm putting free WiFi on my gravestone so people will come visit me.

At my funeral, I want the organist to start playing

ME:

Studies show that the person who is most likely to kill you is yourself. ME:

Every time we pass by the cemetary my dad says,

*eats 400 kernels of unpopped popcorn before I die* the guy when he cremates me.

When you die your last words should be brb really freak everybody out.

The best way to die ever clint eastwood shooting you while morgan freeman narrates it.

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