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Women:

Me: *Touches my hair* My hand: I don't know how girls lose so much hair, but yet still have...so much hair.

Girl: I only date 6 feet guys. Me with 2 feet:

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Someone said when a woman is done fooling with you... she start talking to you like she work for HR.

Her attitude vs her height

Tinder Guy: hey gorgeous Me: hey Tinder Guy: how's ur nite going? Me: my what? Tinder Guy: night Me: oh okay goodnight

When you tell a girl you bring home 6 figures a month

My roomie brought a boy home at 3am, and the first thing she did was make him fix our broken garage door and our blown fuse. She's a true innovation QUEEN.

Women will look you dead in the face and tell you these are two different colors. It's a clear difference like c'mon now.

God's face, whenever women have the audacity to go surfing in swimsuits

Women after washing their hair with 30 different products: Men after washing their hair with dishwashing soap:

My notes app be like: Grocery list Future baby names Password for Netflix A poem about depression FAFSA ID Random sushi order

Girls before vs. after a breakup

Girl (who is an 11/10): *looks in mirror* I look like a potato Me (an ugly boy): *looks in mirror with finger pistols* That's one handsome f****** man right there

When a girl tells you she's acting the way she's acting because of her zodiac sign

When guys on dating apps ask me who my favourite philosopher is I make up a random German sounding name. Half of the time they

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