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Me posting while I haven't replied to my friends texts

Cynthia walked, so Weird Barbie could run.

The perfect advertisement doesn't exis- *Durex*

My roomie brought a boy home at 3am, and the first thing she did was make him fix our broken garage door and our blown fuse. She's a true innovation QUEEN.

With all six stones, I could simply snap my fingers, and they would all cease to exist. I call that... mercy. Nonsense, you will marry my daughter Cersei and that will be the end of it.

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When you go to kill a bug, and it starts flying

The Sims Mobile Community: Do babies grow on their own, or do we need to interact with them? I forgot to look at the group name, and I was genuinely concerned lol

God's face, whenever women have the audacity to go surfing in swimsuits

Huge weekend for her. Barb Heimer

If AI is going to hire me, then AI can get me in the door

How Jonah Hill expected his girl to dress surfing

Should I put this crystal in his car? My f***** thought this was fried chicken

The manager at the local IKEA is retiring, so I sent him a cake.

M in cash found in empty Nigerian apartment Poor guy probably spent the past decade trying to share it, but no one ever replied to his email.

Me logging onto Twitter after using Threads Welcome home, Cheater

America... where your credit score says you can't afford to pay a 0 mortgage so you pay 00 rent.

[Prettyboy Reservoir] Stop the f****** car. You get there, and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle.

[introductions at a party] Me: this is my first wife Her: and current wife Me: and these are her kids Her: they're also his Me: we keep it friendly Her: on account of we're still married Me: and I love these kids like they're my own Her: because they are

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