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Wife Memes

When my husband makes me mad I'll send him to the store for something that doesn't exist.

[introductions at a party] Me: this is my first wife Her: and current wife Me: and these are her kids Her: they're also his Me: we keep it friendly Her: on account of we're still married Me: and I love these kids like they're my own Her: because they are

When the wife sees the beautifully mowed lawn and fresh grass stains on your New Balance: Take off your clothes.

Me when I'm sick My wife who is also sick

When she's in the other room waiting for you to apologize and she hears the PlayStation beep

Me: *annoying my wife* Wife: Can you not? My brain: Do it again.

Husband:

Me i'll see you in a month wife don't forget to write me it's highly unlikely i'd forget such a basic skill, sharon.

Not homeless wife in target 2+ hours please help quick someone get this man a chair and a beer.

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