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Ser Criston Cole: I killed a man at a wedding once. Walder Frey: HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

Friends: Please come out tonight! Me: I don't know.. I'm just not feeling it. Me, at 3 am, closing out the bar with my 5th Mariah Carey performance:

Sending cute snaps to my ex like: Wish you were here

When we're role playing in bed, but I get too into my character. Them: I want you, Doctor... Me: This isn't covered by your insurance.

Crazy how kids today will never know how fun it was to go outside every single day with your friends and sit here. One day we all sat on this for the last time together and never knew it.

*The DM rolls a die* That one observant player: I saw that. DM: I am just... figuring out which floorboard creaks. All players: The floor is a mimic!!!

Velma jokes back in the day: My glasses! I can't see without my glasses! Velma jokes now: Fred's a rich white guy with a tiny dong. Those are all white people, Daphne. *coughing* White girl with too much money, white girl with too much money.

Annabelle after Megan debut

Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back and don't ask Y.

ME: *secretly playing video games during online class* THE CLASS: *wondering when I'm going to start teaching*

When your ex texts you trying to act all cute.

THEM:

Me every time people say,

Falling off a roof as a kid:

How millennials feel saying things like:

DAD:

SIGN: Hoes work here. Placement could have been a bit better.

When someone asks,

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