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SIGN: When I say I'm hungry, we got about 23 minutes until I'm a different person.

We do not check the refrigerator multiple times in hope to find new food. We check to see if our standards dropped enough to eat what was available.

Me whenever I can hear people chewing. *glares judgingly*

POPCORN (3 minutes 36 seconds): *still not cooked* POPCORN (3 minutes 37 seconds): *cooked perfectly* POPCORN (3 minutes 38 seconds): *overcooked and burned*

When I'm starving and they tell me,

Eating really nasty food at someone's house.

I eat tacos over a tortilla so when the stuff falls out boom another taco.

When the waiter is explaining the entire menu but you just want a cheeseburger with fries.

When you have to coach little league at 6:00, but have to be at Olive Garden by 7:00.

EXPERTS:

My pants after the holidays be like ... *laughing*

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

Fun-sized candy bars aren't fun after you've had 37

Why eat with a clown when you can dine with the king.

The waiter always comes by to ask how the food is when I look like this.

When grandma hears you have haven't eaten since an hour ago.

When she says she's not really that hungry but might try a little bit of your meal.

Celebrating my 2 pound weight loss.

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