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Sleeping Memes

When people ask me what I do for fun.

Smoke alarm ME: *sleeping* Tornado ME: *sleeping* Home invasion ME: *sleeping* Fan Stops ME: *wakes up*

Relaxing after winning an argument with wife.

Dad getting ready to slam kitchen cabinets and grind coffee at 4am.

Me trying to find something to watch on Netflix. *watching intently* Me after I finally find something to watch. *sleeping*

DAD:

How dads sleep knowing they are going to be loud as h*** in the kitchen at 4am.

DAD:

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow? It's making headlines!

ME: *going to pee after I got all comfy womfy in my bed*

Loud movie. BABY: *sleeping* Marching band. BABY: *sleeping* Atomic bomb. BABY: *sleeping* Mom lays down. BABY: *crying*

BABY: *cry all flight long* ALSO BABY: *fall asleep during landing*

Video games allow us to do and experience things that are completely impossible in real life. GAME:

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they push two twins together to make a king.

When you go to sleep at 4pm and wake up at 6pm when am i.

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

I wear a ski mask to bed so if there's a home invasion the intruder will think i'm part of the team.

Me trying to stay sleepy when going to the bathroom at 4am.

When you finally get your kid to sleep, then step on a loud toy on the way out. ME:

Dad a few hours after him telling me about how early he woke up.

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