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Drinking Memes

Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.

My mom handed me this and told me this is the only cup I can drink alcohol out of in college.

I used to think coffee was a grown-up drink. Then I thought alcohol was a grown-up drink. Now I have finally achieved full enlightenment to understand that it is water that is the grown-up drink.

It's funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 glasses of wine can be done in one meal.

YODA:

ME in my thirties thinking I can still drink like I did in my twenties:

SIGN: I prefer my kale with a silent

ME:

Imagine the dumbest person you know now imagine them drunk now imagine them finishing your sentences the inventory of autocorrect.

What I do when i'm black out drunk is none of my business.

Fun fact alcohol increases the size of the send button by 89 percent.

Nurse noun the first person you see after saying

Things that tell the truth small children drunk people and yoga pants.

There are better things in the world than alcohol but alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.

If you can read this i'm drunk.

That face you make when you're drunk and your friends walk into the bar.

I'm never drinking again.

When you're drunk but need to set an alarm in the morning.

Drinking time line.

I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun. You don't need running shoes to run but it f****** helps.

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