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Doctors in medical dramas when a patient has a mystery illness: I must examine every symptom and run every test! I won't rest until I've cracked this case! Doctors IRL when a patient has a mystery illness: Hmmm have you considered that you're faking it?

Drawings like these in textbooks are one of the things I miss most from school.

At some point, Subway convinced us all it's healthy to eat a whole loaf of bread in one sitting.

DAD: *has heart attack* DAD:

SIGN: If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and breast exam and, if you mention Al Q****, you'll get a free colonoscopy.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

ME:

Fitbits are justl ike Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

DOCTORS:

DOCTOR:

When you have gained a little bit of holiday weight but your Face ID still recognises you.

ME:

DOCTOR:

My dad recently got a 3D printer and made a stoole sample for his doctor.

SIGN: Don't forget to drink water and get sun. You are basically a plant with complicated emotions.

DOCTOR:

The last time I went to urgent care I checked off

I've got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like,

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