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Can my dedication read:

I lost the 6th book in the series. After two months, I finally found it...

This masterpiece is called

Please note: The post-apocalyptical fiction section has been moved to Current Affairs.

My dad likes reading so I got him a Kindle for his birthday. He's using it as a bookmark...

I've never met Lauren, but I already know I don't like her. Lauren keeps the look neutral by stacking books back to front.

Ever realised how f****** surreal reading a book actually is? You stare at marked slices of tree for hours on end, hallucinating vividly.

Book Shrek is 50% more chaotic than Movie Shrek: Shrek decided to marry whatever this thing is. No priest would officiate because God hated Shrek for being alive, so they used a crocodile.

Teacher:

Years ago, my Mother-in-law began reading,

The electricity bill (in book form). DADS: *hot and angry*

PEOPLE:

Frodo Baggins in the movies: *photo* Frodo Baggins in the books: *text*

Women are too classy to watch porn but they'll read the f*** out of it.

When your taxi driver starts talking about his hobby of writing murder mysteries but the stores sound oddly specific.

I feel thin sort of stretched like one book adapted into three movies.

Female lawyers written by men female lawyers written by women.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia she whispered,

I secretly hope that twitter keeps extending the character limit as a social experiment, slowly conditioning our attention spans until we're able to read actual books again.

This looks like a cover of a murder mystery book.

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