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Daughter: Mom, I found your old Barbie doll, can I keep it? Mom: Sure sweetie, it's all yours! Son: Dad, I found this in your room. Dad: Give it back now.

Mom seeing you open the Xbox on Christmas vs Mom seeing you play the Xbox

Bank Robbers, DJs, Preachers, and Mom Taking Off Your Sweater

Gave my Dad Mr. Bean cut out for Christmas, and he's been moving it around the house to scare my Mum.

I sent my mom a video of myself where I look JUST like her and: Me: I look just like you lol. Especially here when I made that face in the beginning. Mom: Yes, but I had a husband at 28. Me: Goodnight.

When I overhear my mom talking about me on the phone: Say that to my face, you limp noodle!

I just put my momma in a Bentley Nice, I put mine in a state of constant worry for my wellbeing

Motherhood is being the snack holder for children no matter how fabulous you look.

When you're losing a sibling fight and suddenly remember you're the younger one. Mama ...

*wife hands husband crying baby* WIFE:

What my mum sees when I switch the HDMI 1 to HDMI 2.

I asked my mom if by any chance I was adopted. She replied,

My wife and I decided to not have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard.

Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it.

The kind of mom I thought I would be. The kind of mom I actually am.

Mom describing how someone is related to us.

ME:

When your mom looks calm in public, but she got that secret grip on your arm.

SOMEONE:

EVERY MOM: *watching you open presents Christmas morning* EVERY DAD: *just as surprised as you*

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