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Marriage Memes

When you were only flirting with him cause you were bored but now it's too late.

When my husband makes me mad I'll send him to the store for something that doesn't exist.

I sent my mom a video of myself where I look JUST like her and: Me: I look just like you lol. Especially here when I made that face in the beginning. Mom: Yes, but I had a husband at 28. Me: Goodnight.

The idea of being married is so weird like what if I'm having a sad moment late at night, and I wanna cry in bed and then there's just some guy there??

[introductions at a party] Me: this is my first wife Her: and current wife Me: and these are her kids Her: they're also his Me: we keep it friendly Her: on account of we're still married Me: and I love these kids like they're my own Her: because they are

The day my husband asks me to pay halves on rent is the day I pack my bags. And go where? You can't even afford half the rent.

Marry someone who keeps you accountable. For example, tonight I wanted to order hot wings at 11pm and my husband was like

Me when I'm sick My wife who is also sick

Me: *annoying my wife* Wife: Can you not? My brain: Do it again.

Husband:

Her: At least invite me out to dinner Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry Her: But I'm your wife Him: I make no exceptions

I get married tomorrow, just making sure we're still good: Are we still on for tomorrow? For the wedding?

Before you marry someone, find out if their family drinks mimosas or runs 5k's on holiday mornings.

Relaxing after winning an argument with wife.

My wife is so much better looking than me that a cashier just put a plastic divider down in the middle of our groceries.

Help me! Wife won't leave!

Know those adorable idiosyncrasies you loved when first dating? After 20 years of marriage they become what the police refer to as

The moment you realize you've married the wrong woman.

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